Week 22.. Death threat!!

This week has been pretty crazy and I have some stories for you guys!
 This week me and my companion bought a pizza and after it went right through me and i ran to the bathroom and while i was in there it passed through my compnaion and that beaner crapped in a bag like wth who does that he couldnt wait like a minute or two! Also the next day he got some pepper on his butthole and I remember Good ole Brother Mattson saying when you get spicy down there neosporn is the trick and so i gave him some lol. it works! shout out to Brother Mattson for that! youre a real one!
Also this week we were teaching a lady and she had two guys working in the backyard and one was drunk and i laughed at him walking and he said to me if i laugh again i can walk into his house with him and he will shot me with his gun lol. Ba people are crazy drunk.
Also this week we have eaten so much and one day i woke up ay 4 in the morning with the worst stomach ache and i couldnt sleep at 4:40 am i left my bed and had some nasty double dragon! which is like a hose coming out of both ends at the same time! it was awful! The work here is good and this up coming week we should have some more baptisms! I love you all! Have a great week! Stay safe.

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