Week 12 Mission Hopping??

What's up sexy Americans!?

So this week was pretty okay. We had two baptisms which was tight but I let my companion do the baptisms cause he doesn't have a lot!

 So lets get to the good stuff! I was on splits with another Brazilian and we walked in to teach her and she kissed me lol! so freaking whack like huh!? I had no idea what happened! Also so this week we had a training meeting and it was in Porto Alegre which is an hour away by bus and so we go and learn all day! Head back to our area and go teach! Then Its time to head to the house, we get there and my companion left the keys in his jacket which he left in Porto Alegre! So we slept at other missionaries house and left that morning, took the wrong bus and ended up in the Porto Alegre South mission! Then got the keys and then i had no money to return home and so i made that boy pay for me! Also I'm getting pretty thick and i started working out and my butt is gettin HUGE people! I love you all and wanna hear from you! 

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Week 11- I'm Sleep deprived!!!

So this week was pretty alright not gonna lie! So I has an interview with my Mission President and i have to come home....Just kidding (i wish). Also right infront of my very own eyes i witnessed a drug deal! So crazy lol. I swear I have some of the best stories out there! So get this! This week my companion was teaching a lesson and the investagator didnt seem very interested and she freaking fell asleep, but get this it gets better! I also freaking fell asleep during the lesson! My companion is so boring he put two people asleep like that, man! I also fell asleep during companionship study! lmao im so good! Also me and my companion got into another fight and this time i told him i didnt like him wanted a a new trainer lmao. Also one member and his wife called me gay because i was wearing pink socks and then she tried to give me some of her socks like HUH! Im striaght as can be! Well i love you all and keep me updated people! Also im attaching a picture of my everyday sight in Brasi! I love you all!

Week 10

Nothing much happened this week, except the fact that no one can pronounce my name here, its whack. So get this our hot water wasnt working and i thought, its brazil, i dont even know if i can get hot water and so i asked my companion about it and he goes ´oh yeah we have to buy a part. So, I buy the part( becuase he likes the cold water)  and i turn off all the electricity so when i fix it i wont get shocked and that boy turns it back on and i got shocked so mother freaking hard it hurt like crazy! Also get what else... that boy uses all my freaking hot water smh. Another thing is there is no way im not gonna get fat here!!! i get fed here all the time and its great. One lady asked if i liked the food here casue she can tell im getting fat! HUH. Also in the middle of a freaking good lesson i was teaching all of a sudden (in mid sentence) i started talking in English and she looked at me all confused and i looked at her all confused and it was so freaking funny. On a serious note idk how much longer i can take this companionship, i feel like i can get along with a lot of people but seriously, we dont get along at all.  I sometimes feel like im babysitting a child and everyday we leave i have to go over a checklist for him cause he forgets everything! You all have a good week.

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Week 9 BAAAAAAAHHHHHHTCHE

Hey Everybody!!!!!! Well this week flew by and seriously nothing happened really, it was so freaking easy.  On Monday, we had P-Day and that was fun as heck and then Tuesday we went to the temple which was so cool cause it was the Porto Alegre Temple and that was an all day thing and we ate at Burger King after. Wednesday we had a transmission of all missionaries around the world and that took like all day and so it was way easy but we did get more sleep baby! Thursday we went to work I think, I can't really remember lol and Friday.  We had splits and I had my very first Snake Encounter!!!!
We went to the freaking super market and the lady asked where I was from and I said United States and she tried to get all up in me asking me all these questions like what the! Freaking ladies everywhere, cant get away from them. Then Saturday we had two baptism interviews and that took all day.
 So this week nothing really crazy, sorry my dearest friends! :(
 I love you all and have a safe freaking wild week. 

Love, 

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Week 8

Whats up everybody?? Well its my second week in the field and honestly its so much fun! Its freaking whack though lmao. Sometimes i can understand people and their needs and i can talk back pretty good no lie, but mostly other times i have no idea what people are saying and i feel like a lost child. This is how my week went we had so many investagators but we had to drop 12 of them becuase they didnt want our lessons or baptism they really just wanted to look at me. ;) Then we were also supposed to have a baptism this week and i was super stoked becasue i was gonna baptize him but he didnt have his interview or show up to church. :( OKAY people get ready for my interesting parts of this week. I was on splits and some lady asked my companion to marry her and shes like 35 and was saying her dad is cousins with Joesph Smith and crazy shiz like that. Shes crazy. Secondly i look like a freaking DIRTY BEANER!!! (mom dont erase that) This tan is whack lmao. Lastly its freaking normal for ladies to pull their boob out to breastfeed and nothing to cover i feel so uncomfortable everytime is happens and i never leave eye contact. okay people update me on your lives. love you all.
Love,


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First Area, Vista Alegre

Okay,  well I'm in the field and this is gonna be super short, I don't have much time. I'm in Vista Alegre and my companion is Brazilian and doesn't speak any English. It's super hot and no AC anywhere. I am super confused most of the time and have no idea what most people are saying but  I can catch a few words and get the just of it. Its hard but I'm happy to be here. The houses are super small and people here are super humble so I'm happy to be with them. I love you all.

Love,

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E Ai?

Hey everyone. So the same things happen every week. I'll tell you my highlights. So the other day when we teach our lessons, we have other teachers come in sometimes to watch us and like 3 are cool and all the rest stand over you and bug you all the time. Well,  one came in and I was writing my introduction/testimony for the first Sunday in the field because our president said we would need to introduce ourselves. So I'm doing that until I have to go teach and then this lady is like getting all up on me on why I didn't write out my lesson. This is all in Portuguese and then she's like lecturing me on why I have to and made me read something in preach my gospel. Then I'm getting mad and I start arguing back all in Portuguese and my class is watching and some of them are laughing and this goes on for thirty minutes straight until I had to teach. I opened up my preach my gospel and told her I'm preparing myself for the field and had her read a section of relying on the spirit and totally killed her, but she kept telling me I had to write it down. I looked at her and said no and then left and went to go teach my lesson all in Portuguese. Guess what? It was probably my best lesson and the spirit was there way strong and every time I teach I bring my English preach my gospel and that's it, I translate it out for the investigator. It's pretty strange on how I do it, but it works.


New Years wasn't special. We went to bed at 8 cause I didn't care to do anything lol. Got a lot of sleep. I'm still super sick and none of this Brazilian/American medicine has helped. Not much I can do now. I leave for the field on Tuesday then my next P day will be that upcoming Monday. Super stoked and love you all. Have a safe week